sinkwriter showed my these and I feel like I'm totally late to the game with these, as apparently HALF MY FLIST has seen them before, but that doesn't change the fact that they're SO FUNNY I AM WEEPING after watching the third one, so you should definitely, definitely watch them too if you haven't already done so.

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I made a FANVIDEO. I made it for juruz and I worked on it for 3 days. I got lazy towards the end, but dudes, it's the first video I've ever made so I think it pwns.

Jesi says that Felicia Day is the Nerd Queen. I beg to differ. I think that I am the Nerd Queen. I am everything Felicia Day is and more. LET US EXAMINE THE FACTS:

	DAYNA	FELICIA	Winner
Hair	Red, choppy, stylish.	Red, long, boring	Felicia, according to my shitty friends (professional styling)
Internet fame	Twitter Mastercrap Theatre	The Guild, Doctor Horrible	Felicia. But TMCT is awesome, fuckers.
Television fame	X-Files	Buffy the Vampire Slayer, other stuff.	Dayna. XF beats EVERYTHING EVER, MOTHAFUCKAS. OKAY NEVER MIND MY FRIENDS SAY SHE WINS but only cause she's done a lot more than me.
Gamer skills	Worked in the games industry. Can pwn your fucking ass at most games. Has almost every console put out in the past 20 years.	Plays WoW.	This caused a serious fight. But I say I win. And so does Jesi. OPEN CHALLENGE TO FELICIA DAY. GAME OF YOUR CHOICE.
Comic Fame	Starring character in Things She Do	Mentioned once on Penny Arcade	Dayna. I'm a STAR, she had a CAMEO.
Singing	Degree in opera. Did backup singing for Mya. Performed in many, many professional musical theatre shows.	Doctor Horrible. Sure, it was commercially successful, but is she as awesome as I am? No.	Dayna. More training, better voice.
Pets	3 cats, one dog, all rescues, dog is pit bull. Because they're harder to place. And WONDERFUL.	One dog. Rescue.	Dayna. Wins in number, and in awesome.
Musical Instruments	Plays like, 8, but all of them crappily except the guitar.	Professional quality violinist.	Felicia. I'm not great. Not as good as her. And violin is a hard instrument to learn.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

• 08:14 @sva713 No. It really, really can't. Trust me. Nothing will help me get past the grammar alone. I don't even know how it was published. #
• 09:49 having a hard morning. going for more bloodwork. Malcolm took the morning off to be with me. #
• 12:36 @HartHanson haven't you heard? They're trying to boycott our maple syrup these days anyway. #

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• 10:15 @Liz41533 aw, are people assassinating your character too? *hugs* #
• 22:39 @norada @Turtlebaby2 I love you guys too! #

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• 01:39 @samga Primer was... very confusing. #
• 01:44 @samga I think you need to watch it more than once in order to understand it. I was too lazy. :p #
• 09:59 @briangoff I love that book so much. #
• 11:50 @traciebee I've never been a fan of sugar. It's not so hard to do, just stick to fruit and red wine! They're better, healthier treats. #
• 18:42 Somebody call the cops, there's been an assassination attempt! The victim? My CHARACTER! #
• 18:49 Rage is an awesome distraction from crushing pain. More of a motivator, too. West Side Story dance brawls! #
• 18:50 why the shit does it say "Adam Lambert" there, and who IS this Adam Lambert I keep hearing about? #
• 19:14 I just started reading Twilight online. So I don't have to give money to that harpy hack. Even the preface is congealed rat puke. #
• 19:15 But now I'll totally be able to back up my repulsion with facts, like I wanted. @juruz and I are gonna have a Twilight book club. #
• 19:15 "Today, we will be discussing why this chapter sucked SO much balls #
• 19:16 and whether it made us want to eat our own feces MORE or LESS than the last chapter." #
• 19:20 SHE DOESN'T EVEN USE THE RIGHT VERBS! #

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• 09:50 I don't understand anything anymore. I feel like a zombie. I can't think and I only feel sad. #
• 09:52 trying to make sense of things. #
• 10:09 two days ago i was so happy and excited and full of hope. now I'm just empty. #
• 13:48 going to the doctor. don't know what she's possibly going to do or say that will help. but still going. #
• 16:55 I came home to find the biggest bouquet of flowers I've ever seen outside my door. Thank you, Daddy. #
• 19:36 does anyone know any way to filter my fb newsfeed so I'm not forced to stare at pictures of my entire fucking family pregnant? #
• 19:50 figured it out. #
• 21:59 woah, Happy Feet is seriously like the best movie ever. #
• 22:29 omg I'm following @realhughjackman #
• 23:12 wow. just wow. #

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• 09:13 @demonthault I didn't know they're remaking Evil Dead! That's awesome. TO WIKI! #
• 09:14 Had a really scary night. Feeling okay, but still not fantastic. #
• 09:35 @traciebee I think so... got an early appointment on Tuesday... #
• 09:35 I'm probably being paranoid and overreacting. #
• 10:17 @HartHanson could it be that she really likes ZOMBIES and is hoping you include them? #
• 12:39 im not gonna be around for a while. #
• 12:43 im going to be fucking sick #
• 17:30 I just miscarried our child. It's over now, at least. #
• 21:33 thanks for your support everyone. Hard to believe it right now, but this too shall pass. I guess. I wish life had a fast forward button. #
• 22:44 @Turtlebaby2 oh god, someone else is going through this too? I'm sorry. And thank you, it really means a lot. #
• 22:54 @Turtlebaby2 well I wish her more luck that God saw fit to give me. I wouldn't want anyone to feel this way. #
• 23:10 read some of the bible for the first time. it didn't help. #
• 23:12 @samga a dude got arrested in front of our apartment building today. He was screaming. And naked. Completely naked. #

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